now officially on a diet

I am going to lose 8lb so I can be 9 stone again, hopefully this will result in me having a smaller bottom and better skin, I will be sexy.

so for breakfast I’ve had diced melon and strawberries, for dinner I’m planning to have a salady thing with chorizo in it and tea, whatever other healthy crap we have in the fridge

P.S please don’t post pictures of cake and shit, I have no willpower, I am weak.

one day, this will be my body

one day, this will be my body

I am gradually bringing sexy back

I need a fake tan because I am far too white

belly repeirced

A JOB!!!!!!

a bigger bikini because I am Kim Kardashian on the bottom half of me and Kiera Knightley on the top

I need to tone up everything

My hair needs to grow

How To Trick People Into Thinking You Have Big Boobs (by JennaMarblesVlog)

this taught me so many wonderful things, Jenna Marbles is a bonified genius

who needs a boob job when your wearing two bras, bronzer on your nungas and sock in your bra? hahaha my boobs are amazing, pow!pow!

I forgot I even had a tumblr.

you have no idea how uncooperative cats can be when your trying to take a picture to show people how sexy your cat is

you have no idea how uncooperative cats can be when your trying to take a picture to show people how sexy your cat is

actually in love with this man, I will hunt him down and force marriage upon him.

actually in love with this man, I will hunt him down and force marriage upon him.

quite worried about the breast enlargeent tablets I took, got peculiar stabby pains in my left boob D:

hopefully if I carry on with the boxing my body will look a bit like this and I’ll get fancy pink gloves aswell :P

hopefully if I carry on with the boxing my body will look a bit like this and I’ll get fancy pink gloves aswell :P

nearly wet myself when I saw this :P

nearly wet myself when I saw this :P

Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

thats far too much effort, just inbox me and tell me who you are, plus I probably dont want to see you naked, just saying.

I wish tumblr wouldn’t lie to me and tell me I have messages when I don’t, getting my hopes up!

out to get trashed with my safe bredrinzzz

sporting the Nicki Minaj look ;) aleast my fly isn’t undone

sporting the Nicki Minaj look ;) aleast my fly isn’t undone

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY