I (don't) love poo. Okay?
thats all you need to know ;)
I am going to lose 8lb so I can be 9 stone again, hopefully this will result in me having a smaller bottom and better skin, I will be sexy.
so for breakfast I’ve had diced melon and strawberries, for dinner I’m planning to have a salady thing with chorizo in it and tea, whatever other healthy crap we have in the fridge
P.S please don’t post pictures of cake and shit, I have no willpower, I am weak.
I need a fake tan because I am far too white
a bigger bikini because I am Kim Kardashian on the bottom half of me and Kiera Knightley on the top
I need to tone up everything
My hair needs to grow
How To Trick People Into Thinking You Have Big Boobs (by JennaMarblesVlog)
this taught me so many wonderful things, Jenna Marbles is a bonified genius
you have no idea how uncooperative cats can be when your trying to take a picture to show people how sexy your cat is
actually in love with this man, I will hunt him down and force marriage upon him.
hopefully if I carry on with the boxing my body will look a bit like this and I’ll get fancy pink gloves aswell :P
nearly wet myself when I saw this :P
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
thats far too much effort, just inbox me and tell me who you are, plus I probably dont want to see you naked, just saying.
sporting the Nicki Minaj look ;) aleast my fly isn’t undone